Sunday, December 23, 2007

CHRISTMAS PRESENT





Been bouncing about New York looking for some bargains and goodies for Christmas.
Not easy in this CROWDED and AGGRESSIVE town. Some people are soemtimes passive aggressive to a fault. They will not move along and let others pass. The most hateful of all are those who congregate and talk in groups and block sidewalks and will continue talking even when you excuse yourself and pass between them. The worst however are the people who STOP DEAD at the top (or bottom) of an escalator. Blocking everyone from getting off.
Others are the arrogant aisle blockers. They stand in the middle of the very narrow chopping aisles and you can't get around them. Then they are annoyed when you pass them. Go figure. I reserve the right to also be annoyed with women and men who shop with baby trams and carriages. Especailly the doublewide ones. They have to have someone to watch these kids so they can shop without clogging and endangering the kids as well as others.
I managed to take advantage of a 25% discount at Barnes & Noble and got some cards and a 2008 calendar. I then strolled along 23rd Street to HOME DEPOT got my 18 rolls of 2 Ply Charmin for $10.98 and left there for a romp down 6th Ave.
Restoration hardware has lost its edge for me. Wound up at Banana Republic and took advantage of a major sale. A wool hand made sweater that was $300 was $159 and I got it minus 15% discount for signing up for thier advantage card.
That was a treat. I will check it out again after the holidays.
So I managed to get some good quality things for bargain prices. But still it is not easy to shop frugally and mantian style. I think women have mor choices in general than men.
Quality stuff is always difficult to buy at cost. Daffys sometimes has good things but you have to really concentrate. But I always find something worthwhile.
I usually bring my Camera and snap at interesting subjects but forgot it today. SO I will add some shots I took last night when I went in search of a tree. Finally found one for $25. But had to spend $10 on a new stand. This is a very small 4 ft Tree and I had a stand that was too large.
With a tree up and lighted in the living room it is sbeginning to look a lot like Christmas.
I guess that's a good thing with ONE MORE SHOPPING DAY to go and then it hits.
I keep playng the Manhattan Transfer Christmas Album along with some Big Band Christmas CD's that are terrific, but the tree really helped brighten the spirit.
Hope you all have great Bargains and Great Food and Great Friends to Enjoy.
If we EVER see a WHITE CHRISTMAS again I might even find it easier to believe in Santa Once More!

Deck the Halls and Sing A Carol
Drink the Egg Nog by the Barrel
Slice the Ham with Honey Glaze
And Celebrate the Holidays
With Pals and Friends to Join the Fun
God has Blessed us , EVERY ONE!
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Friday, December 21, 2007

JOYZZ TO THE WORLD






Merry Merry
We are in the final throes of the Christmas Holiday.
The frantic frenzy of fanatical shopping, visiting and dinning is about to take a well earned breath. The Dollar is declining and the prices are rising.
But New York continues its dynamic dance and balancing act.
I mourn the loss of the New York many living here now don't even know existed. Over 40 years of being a New Yorker and I don't feel the wonderful uniqueness that New York always offered. I see it trying hard to please and appease a monied element that is not the real engine of what drove the creativity and energized this town.
I still think it a tremendous place for cultural pursuit. However I find myself wandering the Holiday streets looking for the SPIRIT that USED to elevate your soul.
No such thing now. Just too many high rise speculation buildings for foreign investors and too few bastions of real NEW YORK being destroyed.
Sometimes I will look up and see a cospe of buildings that evoke what was and how the majesty of their soaring structure gave dignity and artistry to us on the ground and to the landscape. To see these hideous glass structures blaring some sort of LOOK AT ME architecture with little appealor reverence to design and art makes a native New Yorker GAG.
One hopes the pendulum will swing back to some normalcy. There was a sense of adult maturity and sophistication in this town. Now it seems that mindless sophomoric ethics, even in business, is the norm.
I will continue through the streets and try to find the places that inspire me as they used to.
I hope we all have a great 2008 and that the country and this city return to some sense of pride and reason.
Drink Up and Sing the Carols of the season. Enjoy your friends and family as they
are the stuff that enriches our lives.
And though cautious be brave and Know that this is stil a city of Dreams like no other.
HAPPY HOLIDAY
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Monday, December 17, 2007

SWEENEY TODD



Just came from a SAG screening of SWEENEY TODD.
it was a terrific adaptation and I doubt anyone who knows the stage piece will be disappointed.
L O V E D the film. Glorious all the way through and B L O O D Y an d funny at the same time.
Depp & Carter are sublime but the Beadle was my favorite. Rickman was terrific as were all in the piece. I was least enamoured of the Anthony he was a pretty fellow which is fine, but his Heroism is not as abundant as I would have liked.
The ensemble numbers are gone and the piece doesn't suffer but it would have been interesting if the ensemble was more than a background /victim scenic device.
There is so little that is off mark that it is silly to dicuss..but the overall film is engrossing and great dark fun!
Be prepared for the blood and the rather hard hitting blundgeoning of graphic violence. All doen with great style and verve.
They held none of that back..NOR should they have.
It will be a solid hit..and what I loved was that it is ALL sung as it was onstage. Just different intents and motivations...and ovf course more conversational where appropriate.
And Burton's use of the camera and the film medium is in evidence all the time and NEVER boring or slow!
Cinematically lush and well Tim Burton!
SO there you have it.
I missed the transition for Pirelli intot eh blackmailer..He just sort of Slips out of the ITALIAN accent into Cockney and there was no moment for the audience to get that. THAT was my favorite thing about playing that character. I had to do it iin Irish dialect because that is what Hal Prince wanted. It is writtne in cockey in the script.
Anyway..it is lush and very entertaining and musically beautiful even without the Ballads and other suff.
It should win many awards for its artistry adn performances.
I was most pleased t see Richard Barr & Charles (Chuck) Woodward's names at the credits as they were the original Producers and good friends of mine. THey are both gone now but between them gave us Edward Albee,,,and many high end classy shows..including SWEENEY, WHOS AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF and BOYS IN THE BAND to name only a few.
I recommedn seeing thsi wonderful piece and hope that the score, although truncated and slashed by Sondheim himself. I know we should all celebrate the new beginning of what I consider Sondheim's PORGY & BESS.
Let me know what you think.
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Here is the NY TIMES article :



December 16, 2007
Sondheim Dismembers ‘Sweeney’
By JESSE GREEN
FOR months now, in anticipation of the Dec. 21 release of Tim Burton’s “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,” theater buffs have been worrying themselves sick about what would happen to “their” masterpiece when it was remade as a film. Would it still be alive despite drastic cutting? Would it still sing, despite the casting of stars not known for their voices? (Johnny Depp plays the murderous barber, Helena Bonham Carter his accomplice.) Or would commercial pressures and Hollywood habit leave it just another corpse on the heap of butchered theatrical translations?
Stephen Sondheim, who wrote the score, might almost have been among the worriers. “The only kind of movie I didn’t like as a kid were musicals,” he said. Everyone who has attempted to translate a stage musical to film, he added, “has underestimated the distance between the languages.” The movie musicals he enjoys — ”Love Me Tonight,” “Under the Roofs of Paris,” “The Smiling Lieutenant” and a couple of the MGMs — are those that were originally conceived for the screen. The rest, he said, are “either stodgy or rely on flash.”
He understood, then, that remaking “Sweeney” would be risky and involve major surgery. Still, he eagerly wielded the razor on perhaps his greatest work. “I’m hoping people will just forget what they know,” he said, “and enjoy the movie or not. But if they go in counting the things that are missing, they’re going to be very distracted.”
Below, a look at Mr. Sondheim’s process of elimination.
Back Story
Of Mr. Sondheim’s 17 major musicals, only 4 had been made into films before “Sweeney.” The two for which he wrote both music and lyrics (“A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum” and “A Little Night Music”) were heavily rewritten and are much reviled for desecrating excellent material; the two for which he wrote lyrics only (“West Side Story,” right, and “Gypsy”) were mostly faithful but have many critics. Does he find any of the movies satisfying?
“None of them. In ‘West Side Story’ you see a gang dancing down a real New York street in color-coordinated sneakers, and you just don’t believe it. And then there are the songs themselves. The problem is, what do you shoot in something like ‘Tonight’? You get a close-up of him, a close-up of her, a medium shot of the fire escape. It’s the same problem with so many of those other movies. The director has to fill out three or four minutes of what is essentially a static song, which holds your attention on the stage because that’s part of the theatrical convention. Whereas for me, as a movie buff, I want the action to move forward constantly, and it doesn’t. They may have little camera diversions and a trick here or there, but they’re just filming a stage musical, and that’s not for me.”
The Ballad of Johnny Depp
“Sweeney Todd” has been produced by opera companies, and even on Broadway it has generally been cast with accomplished singers. When Mr. Depp was announced for the title role, and especially when Ms. Bonham Carter was announced for Mrs. Lovett, purists groaned.
But Mr. Sondheim, who said he generally leans toward actors who sing rather than the other way around, had no qualms. “I knew Johnny was musical because he’s been in a rock band, but I also knew that he wouldn’t take this part unless he thought he could sing it. And that was good enough for me. I accepted him unheard.” As for Ms. Bonham Carter, the “big shocker” for “Sweeney” fans won’t be her voice, Mr. Sondheim said, as much as her interpretation. Unlike the blowzy musical-hall character created by Angela Lansbury, the movie’s Mrs. Lovett is almost as internal and intense as Sweeney. “Which is right for the movie,” Mr. Sondheim said, “but not how I’d cast it onstage.” (Above, from left, Ms. Lansbury; Patti LuPone, the most recent Mrs. Lovett on Broadway; and Ms. Bonham-Carter.)
Slashing the Score
What Mr. Sondheim called his cynicism about movies made from stage shows only whetted his appetite when the director Tim Burton expressed interest in adapting “Sweeney.” “Obviously one of the most enticing things in the world is to say, ‘That’s impossible to do,’” Mr. Sondheim recalled. “‘So let’s do it.’”
After 20 years of directors and deals falling by the wayside, Mr. Burton and the screenwriter John Logan came along with an idea for retelling the story in more cinematic terms. First, there would be no chorus commenting on the action in song; the singing would be done entirely by the principals. This meant cutting or truncating all ensemble numbers, a major element of the stage production, which had a chorus of 18. Out went “The Letter,” “City on Fire” and two-thirds of “God, That’s Good!” Even the show’s opening number and recurrent theme, “The Ballad of Sweeney Todd,” which was to be sung by the ghosts of Sweeney’s victims as the movie progressed, was dropped just before filming. (Above, from the 2005 Broadway production; left, the movie’s opening.) Happily, the song’s “Dies Irae” climax and creepy, buzzing string figures — Mr. Sondheim’s tribute to the film composer Bernard Herrmann — remain as underscoring.
The filmmakers also suggested cutting most of the sunnier songs that offered relief onstage but would be hard to film interestingly or would dissipate the desired atmosphere of unrelenting dread. Out went “Ah, Miss,” “Kiss Me” and “Parlor Songs.” To keep the movie under two hours (the stage show lasts about three) most of the songs that did remain were trimmed by about 20 percent, Mr. Sondheim estimated. In all fewer than 10 of the stage show’s 25 major numbers survived substantially intact.
No Remorse
Mr. Sondheim not only approved every change, as his contract required, but also did the musical reworking himself. Though he was at first shocked by the suggested elimination of “The Ballad of Sweeney Todd,” Mr. Sondheim said that when he put on his “movie-buff hat,” he “completely agreed,” because it would keep holding up the action. The loss of the Judge’s version of “Johanna” — part of a brilliantly conceived triptych of “Johanna” numbers that look at the girl from various perspectives — was more troubling. It is the only time the Judge is characterized in song. (Below left, the Judge and Johanna in the 2002 Kennedy Center production.) But Mr. Logan had written a new scene that covered similar material visually. (The Judge, played by Alan Rickman, above left, fondles albums of exotic pornography.) So out it went. Did Mr. Sondheim not mind so much butchery of his score?
“Come on, you’ve got to be ruthless. I learned that from Oscar Hammerstein. He and Richard Rodgers cut their big hit song out of ‘Oklahoma!’ because it interfered with the storytelling. A song like ‘Kiss Me’ has its delights onstage if it’s played well, because it’s funny and silly, and I’ve always meant it to be suspenseful, because you worry if the Judge is going to discover the lovers. But that’s just not how the sequence in the movie is written, and if you don’t have that, then you’re stuck in the parlor with the lovers singing and singing and singing and singing and — nothing. So there’s no point. Now, if I had my druthers, would I put the Judge’s song back in? Yes, but it might hold the story up. And anybody who wants to know what the whole thing sounds like can still listen to the record of the show.”
Another Stab?
Among Mr. Sondheim’s shows “Sweeney Todd” may be what he calls “a one-off” in lending itself to this sort of translation. Most stage musicals remove huge hunks of plot in order to make room for song, so when they are adapted, there’s too little of the thing that movies do well and too much of what they do poorly. But “Sweeney,” even onstage, is heavily plotted and much of that plot is told in the songs. In remaking it for film, there was less staginess to overcome.
Even so, Mr. Sondheim said he thought some of his other shows could make the leap, especially “Company” and “Follies,” which is already in development with the director Sam Mendes and the writer Aaron Sorkin. When asked if he was willing to tear apart those great scores too, Mr. Sondheim said, “Oh yeah,” and described a gift from the librettist Peter Stone that now sits on his desk. It is in fact a slab of stone; carved into it are the words “Nothing is written in stone.”

Friday, December 7, 2007

ABYSSFUL

I have the obvious indication that no one is reading one line of all my blather.
So who knows if BUSH is listening or some, perhaps minions of his toxic administraion.
Anyway..IF you are listening then go see AUGUST:OSAGE COUNTY at the Inperial Theatre and ATONEMENT ASAP! These are two terrific offerings and will certainly give you a few hours of intelligence that is not DIDACTED!
AUGUST:OUSACE COUNTY got 17 out of 18 RAVES in the press reviews and is worth more as far as I am concerned.
I sat through a 3PM viewing of THE GOLDEN COMPASS and found it beautiful but too full of that CGI stuf that was thrilling when it was introduced but now overused to a tedium.
Daniel Craig fulfilled his SAG Insurance requirements on this project and unfortunately never shed a garment. Nicole Kidman is so brethtakingly gorgeous and stunningly clothed she MUST do the GRACE KELLY Story soon before her alabaster glory turns to ash..which should be no time soon if this is any indication.
She is subtle and cunningly interesting in this ..far more so than the twitching story. Eva Green is likewise a glory onscreen. This time as a flying witch. She was a stunner in CASINO ROYALE.
I was disgruntled at the beginning of the film as a Jamaican grandfather with a young boy & girl came in and sat right behind me. In an almost empty theatre.
I promptly moved over to the center about 10 seats away and made myself comfortable.
AS the film started the littel girl kept talking at full volume until I and a few others SHHH-ed her to silence.
It was placid for a few minutes until the crackly unwrapping of the candies started. Then the Grandfather started snoring and that was white noise after about 5 minutes. I managed to calm my nerves until the littel girl coughed her way through almsot all the film.
Anyway: I sat through most of the film it was at Loews 34th St top floor theatre..I had to go to the bathroom and held myself in tow until I couldn't stand it. SO I waited till after a major battle scene and ran down the escalators to the floor below and then ran back upstairs...JUST as the credits were rolling. SO I have NO IDEA how the film ended.
AAAH for the days of being able to sit through as many showings as you cared to...and that at about 25 cents on Saturday mornings when Mom drove me to the local movie house...with a lunch bag.
Remember that anyone? A double feature...even a newsreel..and a good many BLARINGLY TECHNICOLORED CARTOONS...I think they began at 11 AM!!
I am not put off by the weather although friends are grumpy about it. I find it invigorating. Especially the very cold days. As long as it is not raining and windy!
I had a stressful afternoon of auditioning and a very accelerated morning caring for my infirm partner who is still recovering form foot surgery.
I thought a couple of hours being sucked into cinema fantasy would calm and comfort. BUT NO!
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Thursday, November 29, 2007

BROADWAY'S BACK





THE NEON LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT ON BROADWAY

Thought this might be of intereswt after 19 days of darkened Broadway stages.
Hope we all go back to the TIGHT SMALL seats taht are ridiculously priced and once again are taken away into theatreland adn magictime.



STRIKE UPDATE: SETTLEMENT REACHED; PERFORMANCES TO RESUME ON NOVEMBER 29
by: Brian Scott Lipton · Nov 29, 2007 · New York


TheaterMania.com hits Times Square to talk to theatergoers about the strike.

The League of American Theatres and Producers and Local One of the I.A.T.S.E. are pleased to announce that a tentative agreement has been reached ending the Broadway strike, and that Broadway performances will resume Thursday evening, November 29. No specific details of the settlement were announced.
In a statement, the League's executive director Charlotte St. Martin said, "The contract is a good compromise that serves our industry. What is most important is that Broadway's lights will once again shine brightly, with a diversity of productions that will delight all theatre-goers during this holiday time. We look forward to celebrating the season and welcoming our talented stagehands, and the theatergoing public, back to Broadway."
Local One President James J. Claffey, Jr. said, "The people of Broadway are looking forward to returning to work, giving the theatre-going public the joy of Broadway, the greatest entertainment in the world."
The strike, which began on November 10, centered on a number of issues, most notably, the number of employees -- including carpenters and electricians -- that need to be hired during a show's load-in process. Under existing rules, certain Union members must be paid for the entire load-in process, whether or not their work is required every day.
The strike has already caused the postponement of the opening of five Broadway shows: Aaron Sorkin's The Farnsworth Invention, Conor McPherson's The Seafarer, Tracy Letts' August: Osage County, Is He Dead? and Disney's The Little Mermaid. In addition, the revival of Harold Pinter's The Homecoming has postponed its first set of previews, but is still scheduled to open on December 13.
It is possible that some of 26 affected shows will not be back on the boards immediately, or that they will play different schedules than usual. For more information on schedules, as well as how to obtain refunds or exchanges for canceled performances, visit www.ilovenytheatre.com or call 212-575-3824 or 866-654-6362.




Tuesday, November 27, 2007

SLEEPY BROADWAY HOLLOW










Hello out there...
Had some interesting emails from pals today and thought I would start by sharing a LINK that one included:

http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=womenfilm

E N J OY !

Not much happening for me these days. Guess i am in a holding pattern.
Went up to Lenox Hill Hospital for my partner's foot surgery follow up. LORD the Xray was amazing. Two screws holding the reset bone which was BUNION-ATED and a 4 INCH pin..SPIKE...in his second hammer toed toe..It comes out on Friday. YIKE !!
I haven't had foot surgery but Dr.Karen Schneider was recommended and she is terrific and thorough.
I have also had many relatives and Friends email that they are coming to NY after Christmas and are concerned that they can't see a Broadway show what with the Stagehand's Local 1 Strike in effect.
Nonsense I tell them. There are plenty of things to see. Even YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN is still playing...don't play into the false deprivation the Producer's League is counting on for Public sympathy.
This is a VERY important time for the creative Unions. The Stagehands fight is one that the Producers prompted by creating tight rules that the Producers knew could only result in a Strike.
They had been planning this for almost 5 years...Because they have been charging the Public an extra dollar per ticket..WHO knows what category.."theatre restoration fund" comes to mind...SO that they have a $20 MILLION DOLLAR STRIKE FUND to float themselves through weeks of dark houses without it hurting them...AND they are SUING the Stagehand's Union for Losses of those dark weeks ..LOSSES THE PRODUCERS INCURRED BECAUSE THEY INDUCED THE STRIKE TO BEGIN WITH. These are very mean and GREEDY people. NOT the real showman Producers of years too far gone and sorely missed.
They are BOTTOM LINE not CHORUS LINE type producers. They could care less about those who work for them.
The Producers set the ultra high ticket prices and NONE of that goes ANYWHERE but into the Producer's DEEPENING pockets. Nothing more goes to the Actor or the Crew people.
This is a PRODUCT that is only alive when the Creative People are doing their Professional Top Notch Best..which is every night and matinee. But now the Producer wants to minimalize the Minimums and thereby corrupt the very product he is selling.
This is not a PEANUT BUTTER or a Packaged Meat. This is a very intangible and extremely immediate product. It only lives within the confines of the theatre house and the time it takes to perform it.
It's shelf life is as long as the performance lasts. Each audience is witness to a miraculous melding of forces and professionals that combine to make a WICKED or a PHANTOM or a LION KING etc...
Each individual audience sees it's own Individual product that performance. THAT is something that is so Unique and that is something that only the Professional creative teams inside the piece can conjure each performance.
When the Producers who by the way never really lose a cent it is the investors that are losing..when the Producers ATTACK their own professional teams and want them to work for less and use less manpower. Well even though all my professional life I have been told "Less Is More"..here LESS is.. well..L E S S !!
I won't even go into what safety problems they are creating...and not only for the actors, but Musicians , dressers, and even the audiences.
Shame on their arrogant Greed.
And Ultra Shame on Gerry Shoenfeld ..a Subert Head whose organization owns 17 Broadway theatres.
He threatened to pull funding for Charitable programs for AT. MALACHY'S Actor's Chapel if they kept allowing the Unions to hold Press Conferences there.
What was the Priest to do??
SO it is not enough to TAKE money and Benefits from these hard working people but also through abject BLACKMAILING deny them a HOUSE OF WORSHIP to congregate in.
WHEW!!
That is amazing and so belittling to someone who has been involved in some of the most wondrous of Broadway productions.
Anyway..That is my vent..
Ther are plenty of other venues like OFF or OFF OFF Broadway.
I also suggest XANADU among those still running as a very wonderful and entertaining evening on all counts.
It is at the Helen Hayes on the same Block as the Shubert Offices which are in the Sardi Building.
The Actor's contract is up for this same holocaust come summer. SO if they don't meet a balanced amicable settlement here we will again see a darkened theatre town.
All this in the most Successful and Profitable Theatre seasons in History!
Those of us in the industry know we are the life and breath of the shows and product onstage. We strive for perfection and high professional standards daily. Let alone the maintenance of classes and instruction just to keep competitive.
I keep faith that the reality of how vile the Producers are behaving will eventually reach such a peak that they have to back off and get into a reality based arbitration.
This is Collective Bargaining after all.
But so far the Union is Bargaining and the Producers are doing ALL the COLLECTING!
AND PLEASE don't buy into the $160,00 a year salary figure the producer hae thrown into public view. It is not true..and Even if it were..whose business is it anyway?
Do the Producers let us know what they are pocketing and taking home? And take this into account..Not too many people in this profession WORK A FULL YEAR.
Not many shows area hits, and those that are running are not always at capacity and will have a shorter run. Eventually ALL SHOWS CLOSE.
And it takes a lot of technical know how in today's theatre to work a show.
A producer looks at cost sheets and cuts this and that not to help make the show better but to MAXIMIZE his Profit.
ENOUGH..
So many actors are out of work and the market is tight and the pay is less and the most honored of professions is tarnished into becoming a marginalized HOBBY because one cannot sustain a living unless one is a Name and can demand a high salary. Even then unless one is a Movie name it is difficult in the theatre.
SO enjoy the Holiday in NY. The Wonderful X-mas windows and the Gorgeous Rockefeller Plaza ...go see the Radio City Spectacular and the Holiday movies. I hear ENCHANTED is terrific...even though I was called back 2 X for it and didn't get it!
Visit the various parks like Gramercy and Union Square
Also hit the Off Broadway fare..you'd be amazed..ALTAR BOYS/ DIE MOMMIE DIE and so many other really terrific offerings.

Let's see what happens and see if they can STRIKE a balance.

AND don't forget there are WORLD CLASS MUSEUMS and the Palenetarium is astounding..the Rose Center is something dazzling.
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